mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
The music puns. My people.
there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
I want my spine removed so i can go down stairs like a slinkie
one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry
why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…
but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?
boys r grossly overrated I’m just gonna have a bunch of dogs when I grow up